The Annual Homeowners Association meeting is May 16th at 6PM at the Club House. Please Come.
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The 2021 By-Laws Change Vote is still open here. (Only 32 more votes needed)
FUN PUNS
Happy New Year!
- The biggest reason to stay up until midnight on December 31 is to make sure 2023 leaves.
- Before I agree to 2024, I’m going to need to see the terms and conditions.
- My resolution for 2024 is to buy Bitcoin in 2011.
- Why should you stand on one leg on New Year’s Eve? To start the new year on the right foot.
- What did the dad say at 11:59 p.m. on New Year’s? No more jokes until next year.
- My New Year’s resolution was to read more, so I turned on the subtitles on my TV.
- I’m going to stay up late this New Year’s Eve—not to ring in the New Year, but to make sure this one leaves.
- My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow.
- “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” Bill Vaughan
- My New Year’s resolution was to stay out of shape. Maybe I won’t stick to this one either.
- I was going to give up all of my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that no one likes a quitter.
Solicitation
Solicitation (door-to-door contact) is not allowed within the Stathams Landing Maintenance and Improvement Association (SLM&IA) confines. If an organization would like to request exception to this policy, please send a request to SLM&IA, PO Box 501, Bonaire GA 31005, a month prior to the event. The SLM&IA board will consider the request at its next board meeting and determine approval/disapproval. The board meetings occur the third Monday of each month, 6 pm, at the Southern Landings Golf Club dining room unless the meeting time falls on a holiday. If a holiday is involved, the meeting is held on the fourth Monday.
Hurricane Guide
REMINDER – Vehicle Parking
All tires of all vehicles must to be on pavement when parking (garage, driveway, or street)
Overnight street parking is not permitted.